More about me

Working with me is like

Hiring someone to paint your house and not having to skip work to make sure they don’t paint everything yellow.

Fact about me that surprises people

Pigs are my favorite animal. From ages 6 to 14 I refused to eat pork in solidarity. And then I tasted bacon.

Recent proud moment

I collected student testimonies, spoke with faculty, and found a willing professor to create an advanced copywriting class at my university.

I can teach you something about

Using AI to:

  • Refine outputs through repetition

  • Assist in idea generation

  • Check for effectiveness in different mediums

My most irrational fear

Pickle chips getting recalled.

Unusual skills

  • Time management

  • Taking feedback

  • Inclusivity

One thing I’ll never do again

Teach 15 four-year-olds how to throw a punch.

I love quotes.

Here are some of my favorites:

“I learned to love the feel of good words.”

- Patrick Rothfuss

“History is irony on the move.”

- E.M. Cioran

“Let my death be a long and magnificent life.”

- Atticus

“Love is a strut…hate is a stumble.”

- Alice Randall

“All sinners would be miserable in heaven.”

- Emily Brontë

“Genius is the recovery of childhood at will.”

- Arthur Rimbaud

“We shall not cease from exploration

And the end of all our exploring

Will be to arrive where we start

And know the place for the first time.”

- T.S. Eliot